“The Fine Print”, by Michael Schrader

 

J.R. Ewing Lives In All Of Us

 

(Written and posted 26 November 2012)

 

Larry Hagman died last week, and with him, his most iconic character, J.R. Ewing.  (Fans of “Dallas” know that J.R. was actually John Ross Jr., but was called J.R. to distinguish him from his father, John Ross, Sr., who was called “Jock”.  Yes, I was an avid “Dallas” fan.)  If you read the biographies of Hagman, the character of J.R. is described as America’s most-beloved villain, but I don’t think that is an accurate description of the character.  After all, who loves a villain?  They are villains, after all.  I don’t hear Stalin being described as “beloved”.  Nor Genghis Khan.  Nor Tamerlane.  I think a better description of J.R. is a hero.  Surely I jest, right?  J.R. was ruthless and conniving and selfish in his quest for himself.  How is that heroic?  A hero is someone we strive to emulate; a role model.  Like it or not, most Americans wanted to be J.R., the epitome of a capitalist.

 

J.R. was respected, and one could argue, feared.  With a single phone call, he could ruin his rivals.  He was a kingmaker, without ever having to be a king.  He was Carnegie or Rockefeller or Boss Tweed.  Everyone wanted to be his friend because no one wanted to be his enemy.  And we all loved him and wanted to be him.

 

Whether we want to admit it or not, we are all greedy and selfish deep down inside.  There are those who will tell you that we are inherently good; in fact, they have based an entire economic theory on it.  Back in the days of J.R. came Reaganomics and the trickle down theory.  In a nutshell, the trickle down theory says that if you give more money to the wealthy, the money with trickle down through investments and job creation to the poor, and in the end, we will all be better off.  Of course, this theory has been tried and tested numerous times throughout the history of mankind with the exact same result- complete failure, with the rich getting richer and the poor getting poorer.  Why?  J.R. Ewing.  People want to be J.R. Ewing, and will keep the money to themselves at the expense of others if given the opportunity, just like J.R.

 

You will hear some argue very loudly about the virtues of unadulterated capitalism, and that if you do not agree with their viewpoint, you are a communist traitor who is in favor of five-year plans and collectivization.  This is nothing more than pure rhetoric designed to stir up the patriotic fervor of the uneducated masses.  In reality, pure capitalism has been tried numerous times throughout history and has failed miserably each and every time.  Why?  Greed and selfishness, and lack of equal opportunity to succeed.  Remember feudalism, that grand economic system of the Dark Ages?  You know, the economic system where the landed aristocracy controlled all the wealth while the masses toiled away in abject poverty for the lords of the manor, who could have cared less about the welfare of the poor?  You know, those glorious times of chivalry where men were men, women were women, and people died by the millions of starvation, pestilence, and disease?  There was no Obamacare, no welfare, no Medicaid or Medicare, no Social Security.  You either worked or starved.  Unless you were rich, and then you didn’t have to work at all and could eat until you vomited.  Or, if you were poor, you literally worked yourself to death and never improved your lot in life.  But hey, isn’t unbridled capitalism grand?

 

Or how about the Gilded Age, where the Rockefellers and the Carnegies amassed great wealth at the expense of their workers, who they treated as disposable and not really human.  So what if a worker loses an arm due to hazardous work conditions?  They are replaceable.  Black lung?  Who cares – they are just “miners”, after all, they are not really people, just tools, parts of the machinery of production that are easily replaced when they become damaged or broken.  Wages?  They should be happy they have a job and not out on the street.

 

What about the antebellum South?  Capitalism at its finest.  The harder the plantation owners worked, they more crops they grew and harvested and the wealthier they got.  That is what capitalism is about, right?  Rewarding the hard workers.  So what if the labor is being performed by slaves; the masters still had to purchase, clothe, and feed them, right?  After all, it is expensive to maintain slaves, so why shouldn’t the master’s reap the reward for the slaves’ work?  Without the masters, the slaves would be dangerous vagabonds, raping and pillaging like the Germanic tribes at the end of the Roman empire.

 

Now you must be thinking I am some un-American communist, and that since I don’t like capitalism I should go live in some socialist country like North Korea or Cuba and see how I like it.  I am by no means a socialist; pure socialism is just as inequitable as pure capitalism.  Why?  Because not only are people greedy, they are selfish and lazy, too.  Throughout history, pure socialist utopia always fail.  Why?  Because the sloths among us realize that they don’t have to work to get the same as those who work hard.  Sloth is highly contagious, and once others figure out that they can be lazy and receive the same as the hard-working, then soon everyone becomes lazy and no one works; after all, why work if you don’t have to?

 

Take a look at China, for example.  In just a few short decades, China has evolved from a Maoist utopian socialist society to a capitalist one.  It can be argued that China, one of the most repressive countries, is also the most capitalist.  There is a misconception that capitalism and personal freedom go hand and hand; they don’t.  Some of the most capitalistic nations in history have also been highly autocratic and repressive.  Czarist Russia was where the socialist movement really got traction as a response to what the Russian industrial workers saw as the excesses of capitalism.  Lenin and Stalin and comrades got their start organizing labor unions and ended up overthrowing the czar and establishing a ruthless autocracy as bad, if not worse than, the one they replaced!

 

We should study the Russian Revolution, and it’s predecessor, the French Revolution, and heed their lessons.  If Marie Antoinette hadn’t been so callous when told the peasants were starving (“Let them eat cake!”) perhaps she and Louis, who wasn’t a bad king, wouldn’t have lost their heads and the subsequent oscillation between radicalism and anarchy and reactionaryism and autocracy that plagued Europe for the next two centuries would never have occurred.  If Nikolai II, the last Czar of all the Russias, had been more attentive when labor unrest struck the first time in 1905, and had not reversed course on his plan to devolve power from himself to an elected legislature, then perhaps Lenin and his cohorts would not have been able to infiltrate and dominate the fledging labor movement and millions of lives that were subsequently lost at the hands of the Bolsheviks wouldn’t have been.

 

As much as we don’t want to because of our feelings of arrogance and superiority, we should look across the pond at our European friends and foes as examples of the dangers of economic extremism and how to balance the fine line between capitalism and socialism.  Having been through the extremes of both the past two centuries, Europe is uniquely qualified to teach us how to navigate the treacherous waters of extremism.  As much as our right-wing politicians like to insult the Europeans for being “socialists”, it has been over a half-century since the last major European conflict, and for nations that were in a perpetual state of war for centuries, that is a major accomplishment.  Look at the nations of the European Union, and their economies all have a similarity – a blend of capitalism and socialism, with the capitalist elements negating the laziness and sloth inherent in socialism and the socialism negating the greed and selfishness inherent in capitalism.  Are they perfect systems?  Not in the least; they are works in progress. 

 

What the Europeans are showing us is that government, when used properly, can be a force for good for all without stifling free enterprise.  You may hear the rhetoric  about how the Europeans are crippling their economies with high taxes on the wealthy, about how they are business unfriendly; yet it has been the core “socialist” and “business-unfriendly” countries of Germany, Britain, and France that have weathered the recession the best, whereas low tax countries such as Iceland and Ireland are now in dire economic straits.  Where a company locates is based on many more factors than tax rates, despite what some will have you believe.  Oklahoma has never met a tax cut it didn’t like, but the Oklahoma economy is stagnant, at best.  There are a host of other issues that are more important to companies – transportation, infrastructure, public safety, the environment, education, public health- that are provided most efficiently by the government.  A government that is obsessed with cutting taxes and cutting spending is sending a loud message – “We don’t care about what is really important to you!”

 

I have done a lot a traveling this past year, and what I have seen is a great stagnation and depopulation occurring between the Mississippi River and the Rocky Mountains.  Why did the Big 10 just add Maryland and Rutgers?  Because the east is growing, while the central part of the country is stagnating.  What is interesting is that the states where the stagnation is occurring are those where the fiscal tax-cutters who view government as evil dominate the political landscape.

 

In the decade I have been in Oklahoma, the state has gone from blue to red.  I have also seen many businesses and good-paying jobs leave.  It is heartbreaking to see my wife’s home state turn into a virtual economic wasteland, to see people accept poverty.  For those who tout the virtues of pure, unbridled capitalism, come to your utopia, Oklahoma, and we may have a minimum-wage job waiting for you.  Or, you could live on government assistance, like many of the Okies who hate the meddling, evil government, do.

 

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