“The Fine Print”, by Michael Schrader

 

"GEE, I WISH I HAD SPENT MORE TIME AT THE OFFICE"

 

(Written 24 June 1998.  Published in the Neighborhood Journal.  Posted 28 July 2006.)

 

How many people have you ever heard say that on their deathbed?  That was the question posed by the Deacon this past Sunday as the conclusion of a very powerful homily about a man's responsibility as a father.

 

I must admit, there are many Sundays when I hear the homily, but I do not really listen.  The one thing I will say about the Deacon:  he catches my attention.  And this Sunday, he once again caught my attention.  Because he is right.  Men, for all practical purposes, have effectively abdicated their parental role.  Sure, there are some exceptions to the rule, but in general, most men are not truly being "fathers".

 

In the wake of the escalating violence, drug use, and promiscuity of our youth, the blame has been squarely placed on women and single parent households.  We are told that the break-up of the nuclear family is the reason for all of society's woes.  If women would stay at home and be submissive, we are told, everything would be okay.

 

Hogwash!  Having a man in the house does not a family make.  Male supremacy and female submissiveness not only does not make for a two-parent household, it actually creates single parent households.  In these types of relationships, the man's wishes always come before the family, because the man is, after all, the breadwinner, so he, and his wants and needs, are much more important.  If the man decides that he wants to spend his money on guns, ammo, golf, tennis, booze, you name it, then he will, darn it, because he is the breadwinner and he earned it so he can spend it however he sees fit.  So what if the children have holes in their shoes!

 

No, I am not being ridiculous.  Look around you.  The next time you drive by a packed gold course, think about how many men on the golf course have children.  (A whole lot)  And then think about this--to play a round of golf costs, say, $40.  Clubs are several hundred.  Balls are several bucks a piece (and if you golf like I do, you will lose two or three a round).  That's quite a chunk of money spent on one person that could be going to the family.

 

Now think about the time.  A typical round of golf can take four hours.  That's an entire afternoon.  So while the man is out PLAYING with his buddies, without a care in the world, his wife is back home with the children.  Nevermind that she might have errands to run or things of her own to do.  She will not get to have any of her own time, because she must care for the children.  If she has to run errands, she must take the young-uns with her, which is not an easy task.  Meanwhile, Dad, instead of spending time with his children, his flesh-and-blood, who will always be part of his life, is spending it with people who may not be around next year.  The tragedy is that when the children grow up, it will be too late, as they will have their own lives, like in the Harry Chapin song, "Cat's In The Cradle."

 

Looking back on my life, my father was always too busy with work, the house, the car, etc., so my brother and I were left to our own devices.  I went places and did things as a kid that I would never allow my children to do.  In my father's defense, I will say that as the only breadwinner in the family, he felt it was his duty to his family to work whenever possible.

 

I have single friends who get frustrated with me because I can never "come out and play."  Other married men we know do, why can't I?  It's quite simple.  I have decided that just my being married with children does not make me a decent husband and father.  What makes a decent husband and father is to subjugate myself to my wife and four children.  It's taken me eight years of marriage and four children to realize that I am not a single man, and I cannot live a single man's life.  There is no such thing as "me" time when you are married.  Yes, it's frustrating at times to not be able to control your own life, but that is part of being a member of a family, of being a husband and a father.

 

So tell me, is that golf game really the best thing for your family?

 

 

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